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| Classy. |
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| Fear me! |
3. I could be perpetually running a marathon. This would be extremely exhausting, but that's a good thing. I will run everywhere!!! And every time I enter a room I will throw up my hands in victory. Yes!
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Alternate Identity Proposals
1. So I have these random black feather wings that I got for a ridiculous discounted price after Halloween. I knew I had wasted my money on them. Until now. I will dress up like a crow and CAW, peck, invade, and (pretend to) shit on you when you're minding your own business. Because, guess what? I'm a crow and you deserve it.
2. Maybe I'm in the Halloween spirit, but I like the idea of dressing up like a mummy. Bandages, dirt, stank, grunts and all. I could make my boyfriend take me out to a nice restaurant while I'm mummified. I'm interested to see if living people would be accepting of the undead in the real world, where stuff like this actually happens.
3. I could be perpetually running a marathon. This would be extremely exhausting, but that's a good thing. I will run everywhere!!! And every time I enter a room I will throw up my hands in victory. Yes!
3. I could be perpetually running a marathon. This would be extremely exhausting, but that's a good thing. I will run everywhere!!! And every time I enter a room I will throw up my hands in victory. Yes!
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