Super Hero! Woosh!

          If I could be any superhero it would be Aquaman.  I could just swim in the ocean, hang out with the fish, and not be terribly needed on land.  Since there aren't very many marine disasters occurring all over the place, my life would be pretty laid back.  I think being able to swim at hyper-speed and communicate telepathically with marine life are pretty awesome perks.

          Honestly, I wouldn't want to have to be saving people's lives all the time.  People put themselves in stupid situations, so why should they always deserve super-human intervention?  It's basically setting them up for failure.  Now, I'm not talking about feeding the hungry or getting medicine to the sick.  I'm talking about swooping out of the air to catch some bimbo who tripped and fell off a building.  Watch where you're stepping, dumb ass.